You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
"it" just moved
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
So apparently I’m into choking now
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
Randomize
