I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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