you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Randomize
