Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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