So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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