i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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