uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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