I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
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