I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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