so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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