And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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