I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I love having hate sex.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
We are two peas in an std pod
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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