haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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