Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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