You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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