oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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