What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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