Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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