you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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