But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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