I must be too annoying 4 u.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
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