I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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