About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
I woke up under a house in Key West
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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