He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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