$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
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