last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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