your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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