you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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