fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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