White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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