I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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