Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
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