Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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