Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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