Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
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