Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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