belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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