Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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