wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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