I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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