YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
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