Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
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