And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
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