Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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