whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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