He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
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