It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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