can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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