Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
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