Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
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