i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
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