I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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