margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
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