what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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